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*music starts*
[Corran] Hello! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?! I’m your host, Corran Horn.
*immense booing is heard from the audience*
[Corran] Okay! Today on our show we have 'The Fabulous Four!' Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu, Wes Janson, and Hobbie Kilvian!
*crowd cheers*
[Corran] Let’s play! The name of our first game is 'Let’s Make a Date!' This is for all four of you. Tycho, you’re on a dating type show, and you have to choose which of the guys you would like to date!
[Tycho] Do I have to choose one of them?
[Audience] YES!!
[Tycho] Ok. *Rolls his eyes*
[Corran] We’ve given each of them a quirky character, and Tycho has to guess who each of them are. They have never seen these cards before.
*We see Wes, Wedge, and Hobbie making faces as they read their cards*
[Tycho] Bachelor number 1?
[Wedge] Yes?
*Wedge is using a ridiculously high voice. We see at the bottom of the screen that he is "An Ewok with a Bad Case of Sunburn"*
[Tycho] If you were to take me on a date, where would we go?
[Wedge] Oh! I would take you under a nice shady tree in the forest!>
[Tycho] Okaaayyy... Bachelor number 2?
[Wes] Wuzsup baby?!
*Wes is Lando Calrissian on glitterstim*
[Tycho] How would you describe a perfect date?
[Wes] Well, me and my bitch would go to my place and...
*The censor is forced to bleep out an entire minute and a half of Wes talking. Tycho shudders*
[Tycho] Thats...graphic. Bachelor number 3?
[Hobbie] /Hiissss/.....
*Hobbie has pulled one of his arms into his shirt, and stuck out his toungue. He is a "Once human mutant from the underworld of Coruscant trying to defend its territory."*
[Tycho] Ummm.. What is your favorite color?
[Hobbie] Rarrrr!! /Hiiisss/ Rabalaraklar!!!!
[Tycho] That’s my favorite color, too! Cool! Okay, Bachelor number one?
[Wedge] Yes?
[Tycho] What is your favorite restaurant?
[Wedge] The treetop cafe!
*audience does not laugh*
[Tycho] Bachelor number 2?
[Wes] Yeah?
[Tycho] What is your favorite restaurant?
[Wes] The one I created, baby! ‘The Smugglers’ Whorehouse’! Whoohoo! *He stands up* Come on!
*audience goes wild*
[Wes] You know you love me! You know- *he spots someone in the audience* Hey baby! What’s your name?
*audience cheers as he goes up and sits in the crowd, next to the girl*
[Wes] Hey, honey. Heard of those Jedi with their lightsabers? *girl nodds* Well, I’ll take you out back and show you my darksaber...
*audience hoots*
[Tycho] *laughing* Okay.. Bachelor number 3?
[Hobbie] Braraaahhhraeara!
[Tycho] What is your favorite restaurant?
[Hobbie] Blassrarsda! Rarara! Garagsaaj! Rrrara!
[Tycho] *surprised* Mine, too! We have so much in common it's freaky!
[Corran] Okay, it's time to figure out who they are!
*Wes comes down from audience*
[Tycho] Okay, Bachelor number one is...a wookiee?
[Corran] NO!! He’s an Ewok with a bad case of sunburn!
[Tycho] What? Okay...Bachelor number two is..himself?
[Wes] Hey! *Hobbie raises an eyebrow and nodds at Wes. He sighs* Yeah..okay...
[Corran] He’s Lando Calrissian on Glitterstim!
[Tycho] Oh. Okay. Bachelor numer three is...A once human mutant from the underworld of Coruscant trying to defend its territory?
[Corran] CORRECT!!!
*audience cheers. The men go back to their seats*
[Corran] Okay! That's 10000 points for that poor girl in the audience!
[Wes] She knows she likes it...
*audience laughs*
[Corran] Okay! We’ll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyway!
Copyright June 23, 2001 by Xaverii Jade.
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