This is an internet survey as it would have been filled out by Whistler. This was originally posted on alt.fan.wedge, and was written for fun. No money has been made off of this, and Lucasfilm maintains the ownership of Whistler. Do not repost anywhere without the permission of the author!
NAME: Whistler
NICKNAMES: Speedy, Shorty, "That bright little droid of Corran's," and "Whistler, dear," whenever Mirax wants something :o)
SEX: *rude blatting* [Bethany] Yes, Whistler, it is a terribly biological-centered question. R2 unit will do just fine. [/Bethany]
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever Corran is. Someone has to keep their sensors trained on him.
HEIGHT: 1.07 m
EYES: Optical sensor
HAIR: Not equipped with the silly biological stuff, but I do have green accents on my dome.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: Popular Mechanics
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Don't need one
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Alpha Droid mfg, Inc.'s spring & summer catalog
FAVORITE SMELL: Top grade machine oil, or Mirax's rhyscate
FAVORITE COLOR: CorSec green, Rogue Squadron red
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having lost Corran -- again *accusing blatt directed at Corran, who shrugs*
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: One of Koyi Komad's nice oil baths *happy tootle*
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Help Mirax with the business, play with the kids, visit Gate
FAVORITE MUSIC: Techno
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: What sort of a mess will I extricate Corran from today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No -- I'm a droid. Though I did catch a nasty virus once, back in CorSec.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Dreary. Their CPUs are such circular thinkers. Real one-track minds.
PEN OR PENCIL?: I have no need for either. Besides, they're terribly difficult to manipulate with my pincer.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I allow Corran to answer the vidphone. If someone wishes to contact me, they can do so directly.
FAVORITE FOODS: Pure electricity -- industrial power sockets are the best. I have a violent allergy to ion bolts.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I don't have parents, though I got along well with Corran's.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Certainly not! I have helped convict criminals, though.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither can match Koyi Komad's special blend of oils and lubricants. She's a mechanical genius.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I prefer to let Corran drive, but I'm always ready to step in if needed.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have a family of humans. *mischievous toot* They're enough trouble as it is.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human. Maybe then I would understand why Corran likes such atrocious music. [Mirax: I doubt it. I'm human, and I don't understand it. Corran: Hey!]
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Scary. On Coruscant, a big enough one can cause a power surge. One of my friends back in CorSec was recharging when our building was hit with a power surge. The poor R5 was never the same, after that.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: The Creator -- the inventor of the astromech.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None. As far as I can tell, alcohol only serves to impair a biological's judgement.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: None.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL: *annoyed beeps and whistles* [Bethany] I know, Whistler. I didn't write the survey. [/Bethany]
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm doing what I was made to do. How many biologicals can say that?
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I've been considering getting a paint job -- blue and yellow -- but I like my green.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I still have a small CorSec logo, with the Rogue Squadron unit patch right next to it. Does that count?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Not really.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Someone else's. Wedge and Iella's was lovely; Gate was the ring-bearer.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Whatever I care to project at the moment
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half full
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that word. I guess it's time to get my vocabulary updated.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: I have only one grasping claw, so this doean't really apply.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Typing is inefficient. I use a direct computer interface.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: *Whistler begins, perturbed* [Bethany] All right, we'll skip that one. [/Bethany]
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: pi
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I've never owned a car.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I like the X-Wing just fine.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Swoop racing
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Corran's a good friend. He can be pretty smart, for a human.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Jawaswag. He's off on a mission.
Copyright August 2, 2001 by Bippo.
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