This was written to the tune The Trees by Rush. I don't really know much about the Trumps, and even knew less when I originally wrote this song, so any factual errors are completely mine. I'm not even entirely sure what prompted me to write this, as I really could've cared less about the whole situation. Anyway, here is it.
There is unrest in the household
There is trouble with the fees
For Miss Maples wants more money
And Don Trump ignores her pleas
And the trouble with Miss Maples
(And she's quite convinced she's right)
She says Don Trump is just too sexy
And she saw him just last night
Well, Don Trump is now embarrassed
And would like to turn back time
And he wonders why Miss Maples
Told his wife about his crime
There is trouble in the household
As the words fly back and forth
So Don Trump packs up his bags
And takes off to the Great White North
So Miss Maples chased after him
And demanded equal bucks
"Don Trump is just too greedy
And my life without him sucks"
Now there's no more Trump oppression
For they took him out to court
Now they took away his money,
His house,
Boat,
And port...
Copyright 1995 by Kelly M. Grosskreutz.
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