This parody is based on the Star Wars novels Wedge's Gamble, The Krytos Trap, and The Bacta War by Michael A. Stackpole. It is written from the viewpoint of Wedge Antilles and should be sung to the tune of The Dolphin's Cry by Live. Wedge Antilles, along with the other characters and the situations described in this parody, are the property of Lucasfilm, Ltd. No money has been made off of this, and was created purely for entertainment purposes. Do not repost anywhere without the permission of the author!
The city bathed in light
Reminds me of that night
We all set down on Coruscant to set it free
Then we were on our way
We could not fail that day
"The Force be with us
Or all is lost before it begins!"
The plan had to be tight
But then the time was right
The shields came down, our fleet attacked
And took this world
Their leaders were running
Isard ran but meant to beat us
Can you hear the victims cry?
See the road rise up to meet us
Corran Horn may no longer fight
But Tycho needs us; this world needs us
With many sick or dead
Others wanting Tycho's head
Oh, how I wish it were a dream
And I could wake up
These crazy folks annoy me
We both know he should be free
Sometimes it gets so hard to breathe
Let this end so that I
So we can know peace at last!
Corran's back now, alright!
Tycho's free now to stand with us
Can't believe my eyes as I
See Lusankya rise to flee us
Erisi joins her on her flight
They may leave but they won't beat us
Coruscant or Thyferra
It don't matter where you are
You can only run for cover; it's just a waste of time
We won't stop 'til you are found
We'd love to shoot you both to the ground
Until this war is over
over
over
Singin' la da da...da da da
Rogues and TIE's dogfight
THDC can't defeat us
Did you hear Erisi die?
Iceheart's shuttle tries to flee us
The explosion quite a sight
Thyferra's free and that does please us
Listen up, Imps near and far
It don't matter who you are
You can only run for cover; it's just a waste of time
We won't stop 'til you are found
We'd love to shoot you all to the ground
Until this war is over
is over
is over
is over
Resignations misfiled
They will be so glad to see us
I can hear the people cry
They are plagued no more by Krytos
United two dear friends tonight
And now Booster'd love to kill us!
Copyright 1999 by Kelly M. Grosskreutz
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