This page contains reviews of movies, books, and television shows. I have assigned ratings to my movie and television reviews. The meaning of my ratings are as thus:
5: This offering was excellent! I consider this a classic. Buy it today!
4: This offering was great, but just didn't deserve a 5 rating. Still worth buying.
3: This offering was all right. Nothing truly spectacular, but nothing really bad, either. Rent it first.
2: This offering really wasn't that great, but yet something in it saves it from being considered truly bad. Rent it, but don't expect too much.
1: This offering was terrible, horrible, pathetic. Trust me, you do not want to see this. This offering, to be blunt, just plain sucked! If you value your sanity, do not watch this.