None of this is mine; most of the characters belong to George Lucas or Michael A Stackpole. (The rest belong to Mr Fluffy Plot Bunny LMXVII.) I’m getting no money out of this, so hopefully people can’t sue me because of it. Please do not repost without the permission of the author!
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After the daring raid made by Corran and Hal Horn on the stronghold of
Zekka Thyne, Black Sun's chief lieutenant on Corellia,
the criminal organisation is out for revenge...
(Fast forward to near the end of the film)
[Bossk and Corran are fighting on top of a building with vibro-blades. Bossk cuts off Corran’s hand, which waves as it falls off the building]
Corran: You killed my father.
Bossk: [breathing heavily] No Horn, I am your father.
Corran: Are you having an asthma attack? [Bossk shakes his head] You can’t be my father, you shot him, I saw. Anyway that wouldn’t...eew.
Crowds person: That might explain why you look like a ronto’s rear end.
Everyone else: Ha ha ha.
Bossk and Corran: Shut up you lot.
Bossk: As I was saying...well, you’re right. I’m your um...Yes, I know, I’m your uncle. Yes that’s it; I’m your uncle Bossk. The older brother your dad didn’t talk about because I won the school prize for knitting and he didn’t.
Corran: Oh, O.K., I can see that working out.
Bossk: [sarcastically] Great. Now can we get on with the movie?
Corran: Sure, no problem. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Walks backwards until he is right on the edge. Bossk walks up to him]
Bossk: Was that enough O’s? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Bossk prods him and Corran falls off the building. As he falls, he whistles and grabs onto a light sticking out of the building. It breaks and he falls onto the next one. The Century Budgie flies by. Whistler uses his grabbing claw to pull Corran on board by the seat of his CorSec jumpsuit.]
Corran: I think so. Maybe I should try again.
Corran: Oww.
D4Q1: Thank the Maker; Master Corran’s all right! [To Whistler] You malfunctioning collection of spare parts. Master Corran’s injured. You should have been more careful.
Whistler: [Bleats rudely]
[Iella and Gil Bastra come out and haul Corran inside. His hand grows back magically.]
Iella: Now all we have to do is rescue Diric! Yay!
Copyright 2002 by Anthony Adler.
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